Scare your cat with the vacuum? She’ll scare you by attempting to leap out your 6th floor window. Touché, Bella.
Today! Oh, today. First I forgot my Garmin for my morning run. Then I forgot my coffee (I had barely drank any!) on the dining room table at home. And just now (yes, over 2 hours after I left the house) I realised that I FORGOT TO ZIP MY DAMN PANTS.
I think it’s time to go back to bed.
Sadly, this bullshit is not a joke.
“This lovely beer is a light lager, with low carbs and just 97 calories. The taste leans toward the smoothness of malt over the dry bitterness of hops It’s the taste that women prefer. You’re going to love it.”
what. the. fuck.
No, I am NOT going to “love it.” I’m going to ridicule and hate everything about it, from its sexist and demeaning packaging (a more extreme lady hourglass figure than I’ve seen on most macrobrewery labels), to its bullshit recipe, to its totally offensive declaration on what “women prefer” (newsflash - some of us LIKE hops, dumbass).
I can’t tell if the fact that this is made by a woman makes it better or worse. I just hope the Pink Boots Society gives her a lesson or two on what Women in the Beer Industry are actually up to. Jesus.
Just booked Vegas trip for birthday week. Never thought I would ever have a reason to use that sentence.
I’M GOING FOR WORK
But since I have to go on my birthday, and I get a fancy (hopefully?) hotel room all week, I would be crazy NOT to bring the Lumberjack. WOO HOO BIRTHDAY IN VEGAS WITH THE BOYFRIEND WHAT WHAT
Extras by Scott Westerfeld
My rating: 3 of 5 stars
I liked this one a lot more than the Uglies Trilogy. The plot and the various conflicts that the characters ran into actually made sense, unlike in the Trilogy where it seemed like the author was just making things up as he went along. The characters also had some realistic depth, and actually showed motivation and growth. Compared to the Trilogy, this book gets 5 stars, but that’s not saying much. Overall, it was an interesting and creative book, but it didn’t really stick with me afterward.
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